Apparently, a human cannot suffer from pseudocyesis from a physical cause because...
They don't call it that.
If a woman has a persistent luteal cyst causing the symptoms of pregnancy it is called Halban's syndrome. It is only considered pseudocyesis if a woman continues in the belief she is pregnant despite evidence to the contrary.
Weird. I'm having trouble writing for my book. Every time I write something, I decide I don't like what I wrote and end up deleting it.
But here's a basic synopsis of what the book is going to be
Introduction
1. The female reproductive system, and how a pregnancy happens (from a scientific standpoint). Advice about understanding ovulation and trying to conceive.
2. Very early pregnancy, morning sickness. Home remedies for morning sickness.
3. Sharing the news.
4. Coping with Cravings
5. Maternity Clothes, how to shop for them wisely and how to make your own.
6. Staying Healthy during pregnancy
7. Handling illness during pregnancy, what drugs can you really take
8. Shopping for baby stuff - haven't decided whether this will include diapering or if that will have it's own chapter.
9. Preparing for Labor and Delivery
10.Taking care of yourself (physically post-partum)
11. Having a special needs baby
12. Dealing with a miscarriage or stillbirth
13. Breastfeeding.
14. Helping older siblings adjust to a new baby.
15. Post-partum Depression
I would like to have at least three funny stories per chapter. And I would like a funny title for each. With the possible exception of chapter 12 (because there really isn't much funny about miscarriage). And I don't want all the stories to be my own. So if you have a story you don't mind my sharing let me know (I can change names if preferred). It doesn't even have to be your own story.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Pseudocyesis
I've been doing "research" for my book. And based on my research I am predicting that Manda will have a girl. Studies show that women have more morning sickness when pregnant with girls. I think this has to do with an increase in the girly hormones. I dunno.
I was also reading about pseudocyesis. Pseudocyesis is false pregnancy. Basically when the body acts pregnant but there is no baby. It occurs in many species of mammals (most often dogs --or at least most often witnessed in dogs because we pay attention to them) when the corpus luteum (the ovarian follicle basically) fails to disintegrate after ovulation even though the ovum has not been fertilized (or the fertilization results in a non-viable pregnancy --e.g. a genetic disorder exists in the embryo). Thus, it is a physical phenomena. However, according to articles I read about pseudocyesis in humans, it is always a psychological disorder where a woman believes she is pregnant because she wants to be pregnant.
I do not doubt that in the presence of extreme desire for pregnancy, a woman can experience a psychosomatic false pregnancy. But I fail to be convinced that all pseudocyesis in humans is purely psychological. Surely there can be physical reasons for a woman's body to act pregnant when it's not?
What do you think? Is there a double standard here for humans?
I was also reading about pseudocyesis. Pseudocyesis is false pregnancy. Basically when the body acts pregnant but there is no baby. It occurs in many species of mammals (most often dogs --or at least most often witnessed in dogs because we pay attention to them) when the corpus luteum (the ovarian follicle basically) fails to disintegrate after ovulation even though the ovum has not been fertilized (or the fertilization results in a non-viable pregnancy --e.g. a genetic disorder exists in the embryo). Thus, it is a physical phenomena. However, according to articles I read about pseudocyesis in humans, it is always a psychological disorder where a woman believes she is pregnant because she wants to be pregnant.
I do not doubt that in the presence of extreme desire for pregnancy, a woman can experience a psychosomatic false pregnancy. But I fail to be convinced that all pseudocyesis in humans is purely psychological. Surely there can be physical reasons for a woman's body to act pregnant when it's not?
What do you think? Is there a double standard here for humans?
Monday, July 21, 2008
What a day for a day dream
This Sunday I was very ill (puking my guts out). So I had to stay home from church. Oh the Irony! Because this week I was actually prepared for my Sunday school lesson. But thankfully, aside from Omi spitting up a lot (even more than usual), no one else has been sick.
I can say at least I feel more sympathetic for Manda who has morning sickness really badly right now. Her doctor doesn't want to give her drugs for it. This is too bad, I like drugs (the good kind anyway).
I have been thinking about how it's too bad I've not finished writing my book yet. Then I could give it to Manda. And then she could try my advice and then tell me that none of it works. Or something.
I probably would have been writing more. But I've spent quite a bit of my "free" time making Barbie clothes. I've been thinking about starting a business selling Barbie/Ken clothes. It's not a brilliant financial idea. Except that it's really fun. And if I can make a little bit of money from it, it justifies the expense. And having a little extra income might be nice if Paul goes back to school next year.
He takes the GRE Friday. The averages for admission into the program he wants in are 600 verbal and 790 math (4.5 on the writing).
I can say at least I feel more sympathetic for Manda who has morning sickness really badly right now. Her doctor doesn't want to give her drugs for it. This is too bad, I like drugs (the good kind anyway).
I have been thinking about how it's too bad I've not finished writing my book yet. Then I could give it to Manda. And then she could try my advice and then tell me that none of it works. Or something.
I probably would have been writing more. But I've spent quite a bit of my "free" time making Barbie clothes. I've been thinking about starting a business selling Barbie/Ken clothes. It's not a brilliant financial idea. Except that it's really fun. And if I can make a little bit of money from it, it justifies the expense. And having a little extra income might be nice if Paul goes back to school next year.
He takes the GRE Friday. The averages for admission into the program he wants in are 600 verbal and 790 math (4.5 on the writing).
Friday, July 18, 2008
My "new" shoes
I am wearing a really cute pair of running shoes today. They are hand-me-downs from Rachel. Yes, that Rachel. The Rachel who only six years ago was my sweet, darling, little flower girl. She is eleven now. And 5'6". Wow! How time does fly.
A cost benefit analysis
As usual I am naking right now, so please forgive any typos. After Omi is done eating, I will have to do one of my least favorite household chores: washing the diapers.
Since Manda mentioned the other day that she isn't sure whether she will use cloth diapers or disposables (aka sposies) I thought I'd analyze whether or not it's worth it.
The average infant goes through 3000 diapers the first year. They use less diapers as they get older, but the diapers get more expensive, so we'll just use that figure for until they potty train.
Sposies:
The average child wearing disposables potty trains between age 2.5 and 3. They might not be fully potty trained until close to 3.5 at nighttime. But that's only one dipe a day. So we'll use 2.5
2.5 x 3000 is 7500. If you shop sales and are fairly cost conscious about buying cheap diapers, the cost for sposies is probably about $0.20 each. A total cost of about $1500. You might be able to get by cheaper, if you are especially good at shopping sales. Then again, if you aren't a sale shopper and just by name brand diapers at regular price, you could easily spend $2500.
Cloth:
The average child wearing cloth diapers potty trains between age 1.5 and 2 (pretty cool eh?). The further analysis is pretty hard to do because there are so many variations in types of cloth diapers. You probably would want to wash diapers every other day to every third day, so we'll say 3 times per week. (Okay so, you'd probably never want to wash diapers, but that's another matter). So you'd probably want to have about 3 dozen diapers or so.
Basic Cheap - Plastic Pants, Pins, and Simple Prefolds. You can by a dozen prefold, birdseye weave, dundee diapers (my favorite brand) for $10.00, similar diapers in other brands are about $12.00. Some brands sell these as burp cloths (what a hoot!). Diaper pins are usually about $1.00 for 4. I would think you'd want two packages of these. Then plastic pants usually run about $3.00 per pair. You probably would want 6 pairs or so of these in each of 4 sizes (S,M,L, XL), although you can probably skip M and just jump from S to L. So 4x3x6 = $72. The cost of a load of laundry can vary a great deal from about $.03 to $.10 depending on what detergent you use. So we'll use the more expensive number .10x52weeksx2years = $10.40 . You might want to add something to keep the diaper pails smelling fresh (e.g. detergent, baking soda etc.) and you might add something to the wash as a softener (vinegar or baking soda work well). So maybe add another $.05 per load so the cost would be $15.80. So the total then would be 12x3= 36 + 72 +16 (because I don't like adding in 15.80) =$124.
But if you want anything more than the basic (velcro wraps, wool covers (if you don't make your own from wool sweaters, snappis, fitted diapers, you could easily spend more than that). If you buy expensive diapers I could see someone even spending that $1500. But I would guess the average cloth diaper user spends close to $250. I personally prefer pins and plastic pants or wool sweater covers, but I spent a lot of money on other things before I reached that conclusion.
In some places there is a diaper service option where you pay someone and they pick up the diapers and wash them for you. I don't know what this costs, it isn't available here.
G-pants - Are velcro wraps that you can put liners in. They have washable cloth liners or flushable/biodegradable liners. If you use the flushable liners, you aren't really saving money (you might even be spending more depending on how many wraps you need). But you are saving the environment. With the cloth you would be saving both ways. Many day cares are even willing to use these with the flushable liners. Which if your child is in daycare at all they probably wouldn't except cloth.
I use cloth part time and sposies part time. I would like to use cloth full time. But the prospect of taking cloth diapers everywhere is somewhat intimidating to me.
So the only advantage of sposies is convenience. But that is a big advantage. However, I think if I wanted to use them full time that I would definitely go with the g pants. And if I were expecting my first, I would ask for them as baby shower gifts. You can also get cloth as baby shower gifts. I don't think we have bought a single cloth diaper. And we have probably been given close to a gross of them (many have been passed on to others).
Since Manda mentioned the other day that she isn't sure whether she will use cloth diapers or disposables (aka sposies) I thought I'd analyze whether or not it's worth it.
The average infant goes through 3000 diapers the first year. They use less diapers as they get older, but the diapers get more expensive, so we'll just use that figure for until they potty train.
Sposies:
The average child wearing disposables potty trains between age 2.5 and 3. They might not be fully potty trained until close to 3.5 at nighttime. But that's only one dipe a day. So we'll use 2.5
2.5 x 3000 is 7500. If you shop sales and are fairly cost conscious about buying cheap diapers, the cost for sposies is probably about $0.20 each. A total cost of about $1500. You might be able to get by cheaper, if you are especially good at shopping sales. Then again, if you aren't a sale shopper and just by name brand diapers at regular price, you could easily spend $2500.
Cloth:
The average child wearing cloth diapers potty trains between age 1.5 and 2 (pretty cool eh?). The further analysis is pretty hard to do because there are so many variations in types of cloth diapers. You probably would want to wash diapers every other day to every third day, so we'll say 3 times per week. (Okay so, you'd probably never want to wash diapers, but that's another matter). So you'd probably want to have about 3 dozen diapers or so.
Basic Cheap - Plastic Pants, Pins, and Simple Prefolds. You can by a dozen prefold, birdseye weave, dundee diapers (my favorite brand) for $10.00, similar diapers in other brands are about $12.00. Some brands sell these as burp cloths (what a hoot!). Diaper pins are usually about $1.00 for 4. I would think you'd want two packages of these. Then plastic pants usually run about $3.00 per pair. You probably would want 6 pairs or so of these in each of 4 sizes (S,M,L, XL), although you can probably skip M and just jump from S to L. So 4x3x6 = $72. The cost of a load of laundry can vary a great deal from about $.03 to $.10 depending on what detergent you use. So we'll use the more expensive number .10x52weeksx2years = $10.40 . You might want to add something to keep the diaper pails smelling fresh (e.g. detergent, baking soda etc.) and you might add something to the wash as a softener (vinegar or baking soda work well). So maybe add another $.05 per load so the cost would be $15.80. So the total then would be 12x3= 36 + 72 +16 (because I don't like adding in 15.80) =$124.
But if you want anything more than the basic (velcro wraps, wool covers (if you don't make your own from wool sweaters, snappis, fitted diapers, you could easily spend more than that). If you buy expensive diapers I could see someone even spending that $1500. But I would guess the average cloth diaper user spends close to $250. I personally prefer pins and plastic pants or wool sweater covers, but I spent a lot of money on other things before I reached that conclusion.
In some places there is a diaper service option where you pay someone and they pick up the diapers and wash them for you. I don't know what this costs, it isn't available here.
G-pants - Are velcro wraps that you can put liners in. They have washable cloth liners or flushable/biodegradable liners. If you use the flushable liners, you aren't really saving money (you might even be spending more depending on how many wraps you need). But you are saving the environment. With the cloth you would be saving both ways. Many day cares are even willing to use these with the flushable liners. Which if your child is in daycare at all they probably wouldn't except cloth.
I use cloth part time and sposies part time. I would like to use cloth full time. But the prospect of taking cloth diapers everywhere is somewhat intimidating to me.
So the only advantage of sposies is convenience. But that is a big advantage. However, I think if I wanted to use them full time that I would definitely go with the g pants. And if I were expecting my first, I would ask for them as baby shower gifts. You can also get cloth as baby shower gifts. I don't think we have bought a single cloth diaper. And we have probably been given close to a gross of them (many have been passed on to others).
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Mark your Calendars
We are planning to have a labor day weekend party again this year. It went over so well last year that we thought we'd do it again. Hopefully there will be no beaver fever this year!
This is not the New Years Party. There will be a New Years Party. The New Years Party will also include our celebration of Paul's Birthday (He'll be thirty -- though he insists he is staying 29).
It does look reasonably likely that Manda and Tony might not be able to attend the actual New Years Party (check out Manda's blog to see why).
Does that make sense?
This is not the New Years Party. There will be a New Years Party. The New Years Party will also include our celebration of Paul's Birthday (He'll be thirty -- though he insists he is staying 29).
It does look reasonably likely that Manda and Tony might not be able to attend the actual New Years Party (check out Manda's blog to see why).
Does that make sense?
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Six Years
For six years I have been married to the world's most amazing husband.
Daily I praise God for bringing Paul to me.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Prayer Update
As many of you know, Jess's mother has been battling cancer. What began as lung cancer spread to her liver. Several weeks ago they quit chemo therapy because it was making her too ill. Since then her decline has been very rapid. Jess was able to take six weeks off to spend time with her mother.
I received word this morning from Jess that her mother has been given 24 to 48 hours to live. I know in some ways this will be a relief, because her suffering has been so severe. And it is the expected ending of a very long saga. I know, though that it will be very difficult for the family. So please keep them in your prayers.
I received word this morning from Jess that her mother has been given 24 to 48 hours to live. I know in some ways this will be a relief, because her suffering has been so severe. And it is the expected ending of a very long saga. I know, though that it will be very difficult for the family. So please keep them in your prayers.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Prayer to the most Glorious God
O Lord, you are most glorious!
O Lord, you are most grand!
Lead my heart on your path,
For by Your word I will stand.
I can't promise perfection,
But I promise I will try
To be a better servant,
To stand with You by and by.
I will not follow those who tempt my heart.
Though I may fall into sin
You'll give me a clean start.
Thank You for your unconditional love
And Your tranquilizing presence.
For the things I've spoken of,
I give You all I have, Lord.
To you, my Lord, I give my life.
I promise I'll follow and trust you
Though I may be stricken with pain and strife.
Cleanse me, Lord! Make me Your tool!
Take me, Lord, Just as I be!
Help me learn to serve you better.
Cleanse me, Lord! And make me free
From the burden of my sin.
Carry me all the way.
Be with me through thick and thing.
This, O Lord, is all I pray.
Thank You and Amen.
O Lord, you are most grand!
Lead my heart on your path,
For by Your word I will stand.
I can't promise perfection,
But I promise I will try
To be a better servant,
To stand with You by and by.
I will not follow those who tempt my heart.
Though I may fall into sin
You'll give me a clean start.
Thank You for your unconditional love
And Your tranquilizing presence.
For the things I've spoken of,
I give You all I have, Lord.
To you, my Lord, I give my life.
I promise I'll follow and trust you
Though I may be stricken with pain and strife.
Cleanse me, Lord! Make me Your tool!
Take me, Lord, Just as I be!
Help me learn to serve you better.
Cleanse me, Lord! And make me free
From the burden of my sin.
Carry me all the way.
Be with me through thick and thing.
This, O Lord, is all I pray.
Thank You and Amen.
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